Turnstyle - My friend Kyle

Kyle Langerfeldt was a prominent member of Melbourne’s Jewish elite. Having made his fortunes recycling potato scraps for use in KFC products, kyle was a wealth of contradictions.  A philantrophist who invested heavily in his sons Christian education, Kyle was also on the board of directors in Middle Eastern Mining Inc. kyle gained his business knowledge working for free excavating the pyramids of Giza. Kyle also had his faults however, when living in Egypt at the age of 17 Kyle first started dabbling with moonshine and absinthe. This was the precursor ot an addiction that would stay with him for most of his adult life. Although often savvy with his finances, Kyle was known to be extraordinarily loose when affected by such volatile substances. Once at a Van Morrison concert in Germany Kyle handed out 100 Deutschmarks for anyone that could hang with him shot for shot.